“I think I see a lot of law breakers in here..”

July 1, 2012 at 4:17 am (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

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 I don’t know if you guys know this, but I am a huge fan of Joe Manganiello. He is so sexy it is ridiculous. So of course when I found out he was going to be in a movie about male strippers (His name being Big Dick Ritchie) I definitely had plans to see this movie. Today I did exactly that.

 

  I don’t want to reveal too much, as I don’t want to spoil things for any readers who haven’t seen the movie. But it was definitely worth the price of the tickets, that’s for sure. And just saying ladies, we do get to see the reason Joe’s character is called Big Dick Ritchie. Again, like I said, it was worth the money. Also, I generally don’t find guy’s butts attractive. Not 100% sure why, just one of those things. But after this movie, I appreciate the male body a bit more than I did walking into that theater.

 

  I also really love Alex Pettyfer, and we get to see a lot of him. That was a fun part of the movie as well. If you love seeing hot guys dance around with barely anything covering them, this is definitely a movie you need to see. There is also a surprise appearance from a fairly popular comedian, who plays a major part in this movie! It’s no surprise if you read the casting on the movie, but hey, I was shocked and happy to see the guy. I’ll let you decide how you find out who the comedian is.

 

  Also, for those of you who also like to see the ladies (I do myself) there are a lot of boobs, asses, and lady strippers for you to feast your eyes upon. For the double dippers out there, this movie was a very good one. I know I enjoyed it.

 

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Cute Hot Topic Guy

April 17, 2012 at 6:54 am (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

On Saturday (I think it was Saturday at least) I went to the mall with a good friend of mine, and of course one of the stores we visited was my favorite. That one being Hot Topic. And I should mention now that I am usually really picky about guys. Like maybe it is all those fake relationships I conjure up in my head with celebrity guys . . . (Alexander Skarsgard is totally my boyfriend right now xD)

Anywaaaayss, we went into Hot Topic and the greeter was SO cute! He was really nice too. Now I really… Really want to go to Hot Topic again. I am not sure why, but the workers at my Hot Topic change a lot. There are like 3 or 4 that have been there for quite a while (and actually recognize me xD) but the rest all are there for a short while, then they’re not. It’s always the cute workers that are the ones that leave 😦 . I need to go back and see this greeter guy, just in case he isn’t a long term employee!! Maybe I won’t be forever alone! xD A girl can dream!

 

Also, I am not quite sure why, but I really want to work at Hollister. Like really fucking bad. I just like the setting of the store, how it’s all dark and kind of like a surf shack. Just cool. The local Hollister store where I live is kind of like a maze, it is just a bunch of turning areas and so many places you can walk through and shit. Super cool haha. Then again, I’ve never been to another Hollister so I am not sure if they are like that too haha.

New Goal: Lose some weight so I don’t look like a pregnant teen, and get a fucking job at Hollister.

 

Alright guys… that’s all I can really think of for now.

 

Till next time,

~Alexandrite

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Turn Offs.

April 14, 2012 at 6:46 am (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

So today when I was on facebook, I realized how this one girl I was interested in… is kind of fake. She doesn’t wear like, a shit ton of make up or anything, nor does she act fake. But she wears wigs all the time, and I have nothing against that… but it was just kind of off setting. I don’t know, I don’t like the idea of dating someone who wears wigs all the time. I like natural, long hair on girls (on guys I like short hair). Something to tug on while we get it awnnnn xD . Just kidding I am forever alone so I wouldn’t know about sex. 

 

Anyways, time to share with all of you, my turn offs.

 

1. Assholes.

No, I don’t mean literal assholes. I mean like, people who are just mean to innocent people. Like this one guy at my school, he was attractive, then he opened his mouth. He is mean to me, when I had done nothing to him. Nothing. I was just that quiet girl in most of his classes, guess that made me a target. And he just does/says things to others that I know don’t talk to him, that just makes me cringe because it is so harsh. I’ve learned some things about his past that kind of make it all make sense, but that doesn’t change the fact that he is an ass, and his past gives him no excuse to act the way he does. Mean people get an immediate “Would Never Date”  stamp across their forehead. Just no.

 

2.Butch Girls

Once again, people I don’t have a problem with, would just rather not date. I feel really bad saying that, but it just isn’t my thing I guess? I like girly girls, like I like moderately big boobs and long hair. And dresses, and cute frilly clothes. Rare to find a butch girl wearing that. There is like one butch girl who I would totally bang… Like she affects me in some weird way and I just, wish so badly that she didn’t have a girlfriend that isn’t me. Her girlfriend is hot too…. threesome? My point is though, I generally don’t find myself attracted to butch girls.

 

3. Otaku Guys

  I don’t know guys, when you are obsessed with anime and manga to the point where it’s all you talk about… just not attractive. In my opinion at least. Like I’ll be your friend, but for some reason I wouldn’t want to be dating a guy who obsesses over anime. Not quite sure how to explain this one any further.

 

4. Moody guys

I am a pretty moody person myself, on the inside at least. I mood swing so badly, but people don’t notice because I am often able to put on a happy facade so I don’t irritate people. That’s why it bothers me when guys are depressed one second, then angry the next, then happy. I can’t keep up. Also since I am pretty happy a good 80% of the time, I don’t want to be with someone who is depressed and all they want to do is whine about why their life sucks and why they hate everyone and shit. Just not my scene. I would want to date someone happy like me!

 

5. “Easy” girls

I wouldn’t want to date a girl who has been around town, if you know what I mean. For one, if a girl has been with a lot of guys or girls, she may have some STD. Even if she doesn’t have any STDs I still feel like it would just be… gross being with a girl who has had a lot of people around her vajayjay. Like generally girls who do it with girls, go with oral before they get to the scissoring… and I just don’t like the idea of having my mouth in an area where a bunch of penises and other vaginas have been. It’s like having indirect oral sex with all of their previous partners! Just saying!

 

That’s all I can really think of right now, I am sure there is more xD Maybe like people who do drugs avidly? That’s not attractive. Or people who suck at grammar… like really really bad. When they have spoken the language their whole life.

But I should end this by saying, I am sorry if I offended anyone. I don’t intend to with this post, so please don’t be offended by anything!

~*Alexandrite*~

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